Poetry Month: Day 23 (by Hayden)

I chose "Jack Be Nimble" and "Good Night" because they are both very funny.

Jack Be Nimble
 Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.
Jack jump over the combustion reaction of 0.2 + heat + fuel to form CO.2 + light + heat + exhaust.

Good Night
Good night, sleep tight,
Don't let the bedbug,
 tick, or louse
 suck blood from you,
 hatch its eggs,
and then develop the larvae on you
...all right?
-by Jon Scieszka